Some great quotes on this: http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays
" * Name Justin
* Bio I'm 29. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says"
Apparently it's gonna be made into a sitcom.
my favorites are:
"Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."
"A mule kicked Uncle Bob once. Broke his ribs. He punched it in the face.. My point? You have an ingrown fucking toenail. Stop bitching."
"If mom calls, tell her I'm shitting... Son, marriage is about not having to lie about taking a shit."
"You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon."
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Sounds to me like Nigel has started using Twitter.
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